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What do you do for recreation?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

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themiggynator:

“There he goes, one of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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"So, yes. So we had empires. In Europe every one had empires: France and Spain and Britain and … Turkey, the Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard."

Eddie Izzard on European history, Dress to Kill. (via themidnightfog)

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toothteeth:

I put eyebrows on my dog omfg

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